crazybus:

when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’

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Men: uses love to get sex.
Women: uses sex to get love.
Me: uses coupons to get pizza.
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captains-treasure:

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I concur… Damn! Sooo pretty!

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captains-treasure:

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I concur… Damn! Sooo pretty!

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